tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post1054584160139352010..comments2023-09-17T21:10:24.089+12:00Comments on I'm just a girl & I've had it up to here: If I see you wearing Crocks, & you aren't a chef or small child, run in the other direction. I may hurt you.Bexstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-30311060933733765492011-08-21T03:06:33.258+12:002011-08-21T03:06:33.258+12:00The potential problems of a moisty crack have alwa...The potential problems of a moisty crack have always scared me off of any kind of wet wipe, but maybe if the the hand towels are in play--it might work. I don't know, though--I've got two kids that love the outdoors and I worry the hand towels might have actually been somewhere worse than my ass.Team Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00471218399641156764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-42309666666656203682011-08-14T09:10:33.973+12:002011-08-14T09:10:33.973+12:00This could possibly get it all sorted:
http://www....This could possibly get it all sorted:<br />http://www.mintyass.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-48459720999441559942011-08-12T21:54:01.342+12:002011-08-12T21:54:01.342+12:00Oh, and once you've had kids? It's fuckin...Oh, and once you've had kids? It's fucking impossible to use baby wipes without the smell making you think of shit.wagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-89147300765773697302011-08-12T21:50:26.273+12:002011-08-12T21:50:26.273+12:00You didn't know about the baby wipes? Damn. ...You didn't know about the baby wipes? Damn. I figured with your expertise in the shit arena, you would've already known about that. Or maybe you've never not been able to wipe because of the pain. Just sayin'.<br /><br />And you hit the ball right in the sack, Bex. When using baby wipes, you have to follow up with a quick dry piece of toilet paper, or you walk around feeling like you just got out of a prostate exam.<br /><br />One of my friends hates crocs, too. Sorry to say - and I know I'm going to lose your respect here - but I wear them. Not all the time or anything, just around the house.<br /><br />But wait, before you tell wag the dad to fuck off, I had a REASON to wear them. A few years ago my feet got really fucked up. Two of my middle toes swelled up like sausages, on both feet. My fuck ass doctor gave me a shot and had me get an MRI, because "it could be cancer," and when we got the results back he was all "yup, your feet are swollen."<br /><br />My mom told me to suck it up, ignore it, and it would go away on its own. So then my wife ordered me these special orthopedic crocks. <br /><br />The swelling went down in a week.<br /><br />So I didn't buy the crocs because they were crocs. I got them gifted to me because I wasn't going to be able to walk if I didn't wear them.<br /><br />Is that OK?wagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-85482475676200142002011-08-12T11:20:16.782+12:002011-08-12T11:20:16.782+12:00I use these for shitting, AND when George is visit...I use these for shitting, AND when George is visiting....where HAVE you been???? How do you not know about this???......sister you are slippin'<br /><br />Oh and I am waiting for irony to hit...some ass wearing crocs and gets eating by a crocodile....and all that is left is a floating foot in a croc.....Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05832872407339171481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-83334558945959446222011-08-11T05:46:11.521+12:002011-08-11T05:46:11.521+12:00I buy the special adult ass wipes that come in a h...I buy the special adult ass wipes that come in a handy plastic pop up box that also comes with a little stick on holder thing that you can attach to your bathroom wall right above the toilet paper roll if you are so inclined. I don't attach my wipes to the wall because it's unsightly but do keep them close by. And, I'm usually wearing my CROCS while wiping my ass. Because, while also unsightly, they are the single most comfortable things you can put on your feet. And I'm old so I don't care about fashion anymore.Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17653903831722510380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-36094905907471872162011-08-11T03:11:34.775+12:002011-08-11T03:11:34.775+12:00OH! PS! I don't want to risk clogging up the...OH! PS! I don't want to risk clogging up the pipes, so besides using the adult, flushable wipes, I rip them in half first. The unused half sits in the box till I'm ready to #2 again, and half a sheet is plenty for me. It also makes the wipes last that much longer before I have to go buy more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-78475782774306012182011-08-11T02:05:38.607+12:002011-08-11T02:05:38.607+12:00If you were to put a baby in a cupboard, you proba...If you were to put a baby in a cupboard, you probably SHOULD lock it yo. What if that milk-guzzling zombie were to lean and fall out? That's on YOU!Jess Ticehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05970989677253909486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-63228270801548439672011-08-10T20:20:31.588+12:002011-08-10T20:20:31.588+12:00I wore crocks when I worked at the hospital. Am I...I wore crocks when I worked at the hospital. Am I still gonna get hurt? I admit that I do still wear them when I hang out the washing or attempt to garden :DTash :)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-89809798971809437592011-08-10T19:45:46.466+12:002011-08-10T19:45:46.466+12:00woahhhh wipes opened a can of whoop arse bahahahah...woahhhh wipes opened a can of whoop arse bahahahahahawww.sickoffillingthisineverytime.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-84540333115105827462011-08-10T14:56:45.142+12:002011-08-10T14:56:45.142+12:00"My inner dick just went flaccid."
So s..."My inner dick just went flaccid."<br /><br />So stealing this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-73189757530850167852011-08-10T13:32:14.348+12:002011-08-10T13:32:14.348+12:00I fucking hate Crocs. My mom sent a cheap, dollar-...I fucking hate Crocs. My mom sent a cheap, dollar-store pair for my daughter, once; they met the trash bin immediately.<br /><br />I've been using Cottonelle wipes, since they are flushable and septic safe. Baby wipes are awesome, but they will kill your plumbing :(illyrilexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03831617254498225464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-60562420452320399112011-08-10T13:14:31.154+12:002011-08-10T13:14:31.154+12:00Ok I only spent one summer wearing Crocs and I was...Ok I only spent one summer wearing Crocs and I was heavily pregnant at the time so Im pretty sure I can be excused! Plus I live in Mot so its not like anyone noticed he he he:)emmarose82https://www.blogger.com/profile/09810202688082639548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-90837036109589703182011-08-10T08:35:07.351+12:002011-08-10T08:35:07.351+12:00Milky cocopuff >_< Why??? In other news, wha...Milky cocopuff >_< Why??? In other news, what's the final verdict? Wipes, CAN THEY BE FLUSHED?Irie Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271641110799874784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-41399959167487613692011-08-10T08:00:15.683+12:002011-08-10T08:00:15.683+12:00calendula and tea tree oil to make your own. And a...calendula and tea tree oil to make your own. And as a plumbers wife, I must say again, that even the adult ones that say are flushable are not. If they don't block up your toilet they will block up the pipes down the way.punkbabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15014317221491523798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-7936355963218171952011-08-10T06:21:07.135+12:002011-08-10T06:21:07.135+12:00I'm with BettyZade on this one. If you own you...I'm with BettyZade on this one. If you own your home or pay your own plumbing repairs go with the adult version. I think FDS or Summer's Eve makes some too. Flushable is best. I used to have directions for making baby wipes when my kids were little because every brand we tried burned the skin right off their asses.Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-64484409237869378792011-08-10T05:45:36.819+12:002011-08-10T05:45:36.819+12:00Haha..... you know what also works in a pinch.... ...Haha..... you know what also works in a pinch.... socks ....or curtains .....or the cat.<br /><br />P.S. I must agree with you on the crocks. Screw you crocks wearers!! Screw you!Steve Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17102677232179861276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-35444514034205933492011-08-10T05:21:52.608+12:002011-08-10T05:21:52.608+12:00Lol. Sorry Bex! Been using the wipes for years n...Lol. Sorry Bex! Been using the wipes for years now. But don't use the ones made for babies, ok? They weren't designed to be flushable, and will block up your toilet. Cottonelle and a few other brands have designed wipes specifically for adult (read: flushable) use. They are a godsend, especially since I live a a country that doesn't do bidet's. Love having me a clean tush!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-48771174339136260282011-08-10T04:03:05.596+12:002011-08-10T04:03:05.596+12:00I know someone in my household (there's just m...I know someone in my household (there's just me and hubby) who has to use these all the time. But he, I mean "this person" has very specific preferences about the brand this person buys. Apparently some can really sting. No wonder babies cry. hahahaRachel Schofield - Virtual Interior Decorator & Home Stagerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08535146432186812910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-26072134973196032242011-08-09T22:01:55.877+12:002011-08-09T22:01:55.877+12:00@punkbaby 3 words. Cupboard. Biscuits. Toy. x@<a href="#c6996781792617491500" rel="nofollow">punkbaby</a> 3 words. Cupboard. Biscuits. Toy. xBexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-69967817926174915002011-08-09T21:58:52.193+12:002011-08-09T21:58:52.193+12:001. As someone who is married to a plumber, you CAN...1. As someone who is married to a plumber, you CANNOT safely flush those things down the toilet, EVEN WHEN THEY SAY YOU CAN. And 2, spending money on baby wipes to wipe a babies arse is a waste of the no money you have when you have children. I wipe my babies bums with toilet paper, thats what toilet paper was invented for, you had it right to start with...punkbabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15014317221491523798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-37118202005971577582011-08-09T21:55:49.677+12:002011-08-09T21:55:49.677+12:00It sooooo wasnt me ma linda!!It sooooo wasnt me ma linda!!Kyes...noreply@blogger.com