tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post4322289944963172972..comments2023-09-17T21:10:24.089+12:00Comments on I'm just a girl & I've had it up to here: We are the champions dead freddy.Bexstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-23282818114396904482011-10-30T10:41:59.509+13:002011-10-30T10:41:59.509+13:00Holler, girlfriend. Nice one on the eradication of...Holler, girlfriend. Nice one on the eradication of the Cheese-eating Surrender-Monkeys (thank you, Simpsons) from the RWC, I was chuffed as nuts when you guys took it. You're not even my country, but I can genuinely say that the best team in the contest won it. Serves us right for the whole black shirts thing.<br />My talents are few and far between, but here are a selection for the record...<br />1. I can peel and slice a twenty kilo sack of carrots in less than twelve minutes.<br />2. I can turn both my feet round so they point directly behind me wilst keeping my knees together.<br />3. I can firebreathe.<br />4. I can rhyme about pretty much anything and write a mean limerick.<br />5. I can almost dislocate my shoulders, and can carry a beer between my shoulder blades.<br />6. I can disarm a knife-wielding maniac and can kill a man in four different ways with my bare hands.<br />7. I can fart 'The Star Spangled Banner'.<br /><br />One of these is a lie - can you guess which one???? Much Love, SAsocialassassinhttp://www.socialassassin.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-84814814313727405202011-10-28T02:58:40.992+13:002011-10-28T02:58:40.992+13:00@Jen I fucking LOVE Wheel of Fortune!! I have alw...@<a href="#c2843782801360395086" rel="nofollow">Jen</a> I fucking LOVE Wheel of Fortune!! I have always wanted to go on that show. Any time I watch it I always get those puzzles way before the idiots on there. I would rule that. Maybe they will have some sort of Bloggers' theme week and we can both be on!! We can both be huge tools. Let me know if you go on because I will have to see that! :)<br /><br />I'm gonna need for you to send me the link to the Cash Cab show now. Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-28437828013603950862011-10-27T10:25:55.067+13:002011-10-27T10:25:55.067+13:00@mistyslaws Been on "The Singing Bee", &...@<a href="#c1441556695634993666" rel="nofollow">mistyslaws</a> Been on "The Singing Bee", "Cash Cab", and am trying out for "Wheel! Of FORTUNE!!!" Yes, I am a tool.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11099937803169146205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-47870648481521920122011-10-27T08:29:43.183+13:002011-10-27T08:29:43.183+13:00I don't think i'm allowed to post most of ...I don't think i'm allowed to post most of my talents on a high class blog like this lol.....however I can bake fabulous cakes! <br /><br />Thank you to your boys for beating the bloody French!!!! <br /><br />Love and hugs xxxMrs Social Assassinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-18218043333881002542011-10-27T06:48:40.038+13:002011-10-27T06:48:40.038+13:00Confession: I fucking LOVE Brad Paisley. I go to...Confession: I fucking LOVE Brad Paisley. I go to his concert pretty much every year. I so would have voted for that guy to win as well. That song is da bomb!<br /><br />Congrats to your team. That is a pants shittingly excellent feeling that I have only had once with my team. Based on their recent performance, I would say I'm not pending another one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-14415566956349936662011-10-27T06:45:20.636+13:002011-10-27T06:45:20.636+13:00@Jen Hold up, yo! I only know of one. What is th...@<a href="#c4765365631471028979" rel="nofollow">Jen</a> Hold up, yo! I only know of one. What is the other and what are you trying out for? Please say X-Factor, please please please!!!<br /><br />Can I have your autograph?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-47653656314710289792011-10-27T06:39:15.306+13:002011-10-27T06:39:15.306+13:00MY TALENTS (in no particular order of fucking awes...MY TALENTS (in no particular order of fucking awesomeness):<br />* Can perform Cee-Lo's "$%^& You" in sign language<br />* Can imitate every voice on Mario Kart with chilling accuracy<br />* Can still execute a perfect back handspring <br />* Can recite every John Hughes movie script from memory<br />* Can make a oatmeal chocolate chip cookie that is "smack yo' grandma" tasty<br />* Have been on two gameshows and is trying out for a thirdJenhttp://portlandiamom.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-2290911375218733432011-10-27T04:35:14.809+13:002011-10-27T04:35:14.809+13:00Welcome back, Rock Goddess Becky. Never a dull mom...Welcome back, Rock Goddess Becky. Never a dull moment for you. <br /><br />haha I love your comments with their translations. ;)Rachel Schofield - Virtual Interior Decorator & Home Stagerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08535146432186812910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-78795593738457578272011-10-26T18:27:14.704+13:002011-10-26T18:27:14.704+13:00I always forget you're on the other side of th...I always forget you're on the other side of the world from me and your spring is our fall and so while we're over here bundled up in scarves and jackets, you guys are getting tans and sunshine....<br /><br />I'm happy your team won.. it's such an amazing feeling.. I don't know how that feels cuz none of the teams I'm a fan of have won.. at least not while I've been alive. Maybe someday.<br /><br />I'm glad you'll be back more often.. we missed you!chemgirljaimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04506314200019963773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-42988805491746685962011-10-26T15:38:57.140+13:002011-10-26T15:38:57.140+13:00I am so not even sure what to say there is just so...I am so not even sure what to say there is just so much goodness heresars!https://www.blogger.com/profile/18125202218478649496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-91022141802257182552011-10-26T15:38:43.629+13:002011-10-26T15:38:43.629+13:00I always thought you were a wicked singer and now ...I always thought you were a wicked singer and now I stalk you cos you are famous. You are also funny as hell. That is all. Thank you.Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13647113422406204488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-82485064939023983082011-10-26T15:13:54.115+13:002011-10-26T15:13:54.115+13:00I lurve to eye-fuck... RAWR. And my darling sexy h...I lurve to eye-fuck... RAWR. And my darling sexy husband totally allows it. Best, ever.zionastarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02339588518350993629noreply@blogger.com