tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post4580943421221443329..comments2023-09-17T21:10:24.089+12:00Comments on I'm just a girl & I've had it up to here: The worst birthday present ever.Bexstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-52043425603954923902012-06-13T13:20:55.150+12:002012-06-13T13:20:55.150+12:00Cheryl ... Well, at least somebody on the selectio...Cheryl ... Well, at least somebody on the selections committee got a good BJ out of that. Or some ass ... <br />Otherwise her participatio would have been a complete waste.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-28812625106457110862012-06-09T07:26:11.251+12:002012-06-09T07:26:11.251+12:00Oh god! Annie Lennox looks like she is going to t...Oh god! Annie Lennox looks like she is going to try to eat my face!! Make it stop. MAKE. IT. STOP.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-56755861056336770962012-06-08T14:43:44.888+12:002012-06-08T14:43:44.888+12:00I am so happy to hear that you didn't actually...I am so happy to hear that you didn't actually shit yourself. Once, when I was a kid I dreamed I shit myself, and I woke up to a few turds in my bed. I spent a good hour (after cleaning and hiding the evidence) trying to figure out how the fuck I had managed to shit my bed, yet get NONE IN MY PANTS!!! <br /><br />Was I a fucking magician?!? Had I in a whacked-out dream state pulled my pants down to shit in my own bed?!? How. The. Fuck. Did. This. Happen.<br /><br />Turns out, it was my cat being a fucking dick. I mean, who shits in a bed?!? Honestly?? I'm pretty sure that cat had it out for me.<br /><br />Asshole.<br /><br />Hugs!!<br /><br />ValerieValeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15463173488099670688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-69623585788682476792012-06-07T23:40:19.210+12:002012-06-07T23:40:19.210+12:00I kept on having such faith that Cheryl lady perso...I kept on having such faith that Cheryl lady person that she was just warming up, the music was off or something and eventually she was going to hit a note in tune. After 2 min of watching her...still waiting...I turned it off wondering who the hell was on the selection committee. <br />P.S it is always delightful to hear of how your pooh flows.playhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13924573440740366148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-71092153578101939362012-06-07T23:33:26.053+12:002012-06-07T23:33:26.053+12:00"He has a face on him like a wrinkly battered..."He has a face on him like a wrinkly battered ballsac" - LMAO! My sister hates Cliff and has been campaigning tirelessly for him to hang up his saggy balls & retire for about a decade now. I used to wonder why he upset her so much, but then a friend of mine who works at the airport told me that Mr Richard was a right diva bitch a few years ago and told an old disabled fan who simply wanted a photo or autograph to "GET AWAY FROM ME". Cocksucker. I've also noticed in interviews that he takes himself very seriously. Sack that.<br />Thanks for the mention & the Ryan Gosling pic *drools* - "mm mm break me off a piece of that!"Carolynnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-72258227237559193702012-06-07T22:21:46.659+12:002012-06-07T22:21:46.659+12:00Allow me to enlighten you, my sister-from-another-...Allow me to enlighten you, my sister-from-another-mister. Gary Barlow was the songwriter and one of the members of boy-band Take That - fyi he is also a piano player!! Cheryl Cole, following a failed career as a pop warbler with Girls Aloud (Popstars:The Rivals winners - think X-Factor etc) went on to be a media whore, married a footballer who slapped her about for a while (presumably for her awful singing) and spent some time as an X-Factor judge (HA!) before she ruined Liz's birthday. Slag.<br />Cliff made the bill for his strong religious ethic which gels with the Queen's strong Christian faith - unfortunately God has turned his back on Cliff's vocal chords a while back since he is now officially older than some species of dinosaur. Annie Lennox does not have a penis but her mangina possesses small pointy teeth and eats passing cats and dogs.<br />Ms Minogue's outfit with the buttons on was a tribute to the Pearly King and Queen, who are figureheads of the Cockney people of London - google them to see the full glory of their outfits.<br />Your observation about my lack of tolerance for bullshit is spot on sister - we could have done so much better to honour Her Majesty. Tom Jones will always be the Mack Daddy of welsh bad boys, but unfortunately the rest of the insipid and lacklustre bill should be rounded up and beaten with Corgis, then strung up with Jubilee bunting. I'll be with you at the gates of Buckingham Palace with a bullhorn and a sniper rifle - our judging process will make Simon Cowell look like a ickle fluffy bunny. And frankly anyone who gets a fanny-spasm over a topless Ryan Gosling has obviously never seen a pasty white Englishman in a pair of bacon pants.socialassassinhttp://www.socialassassin.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-26941386831984808842012-06-07T19:12:07.836+12:002012-06-07T19:12:07.836+12:00Ha! Fun to read this. I don't know anything ab...Ha! Fun to read this. I don't know anything about Western music so I was confused by the concert. I only watched the first hour of it but was horrified by Cheryl - and Gary too for that matter. They seemed to be so off tune but I thought maybe that was how it was supposed to be lol. I did enjoy Sir Cliff Richards though. I didn't notice the off tune thing that you mention - but loved his character and over all performance. He was sort of cute in his old age :-) The angel lady freaked me out - and I that was when I went to bed. Anyway, great to know that I wasn't totally off in my distaste!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-78501388851508652052012-06-07T17:48:55.313+12:002012-06-07T17:48:55.313+12:00pity you missed elton, he really was terrible (or ...pity you missed elton, he really was terrible (or derrible) :PJasminenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-54420249148362129062012-06-07T13:08:37.783+12:002012-06-07T13:08:37.783+12:00you forgot the sheman that hoola hopped the whole ...you forgot the sheman that hoola hopped the whole time while she sang.....WTF!!Kyeshttp://www.pickmeforthequeensshowtalentauditionsihaveahoolahoop.comnoreply@blogger.com