tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post4848623601793861022..comments2023-09-17T21:10:24.089+12:00Comments on I'm just a girl & I've had it up to here: I've said it before, If this is the worst thing that can happen to me today, then my life is awesome. Except for maybe this.Bexstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-17598189608707282672020-07-17T09:35:06.919+12:002020-07-17T09:35:06.919+12:00
Yes! Herpes is curable like wise other viruses. M...<br />Yes! Herpes is curable like wise other viruses. My outbreak came out of Herpes past two years as of 19/05/2018. I was scared when phamatical therepist told me i could not be cured permanently. I was frustrated, have to limit me traveling to where i was expected. HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUSE, and other common viruses like the HIV/AIDS, Diabetes, CANCER,etc,are real and dangerous if not well taken care of. Though, i suffered alots and i have to stay home mostly and with the current pandemic, i became interested with natural herbs products. As God could make his ways, i found a beautiful girl,who testimony touches me how she has had suffered with CANCER for 7years, and another who testify how the same Herbalist Dr. Odey cures all those viruses with his Herbal medicine.<br />I had to contact him directly to welbin some parcel through the DHL service, within a week a received the medicine sent and apply as instructed for the period of 60days, twice a day, the reaction tells me i found the Dr. Whom need to be known for his good work. God bless you Dr Odey Abang for another opportunity to be free.<br />Contact him for assistance guidance and solutions to much health challenges<br /><br />Email- odeyabangherbalhome@gmail.com<br /><br />His medicine are very effective and could get rid your viruse and cleans up your immune system, within a week of purchaseEric purplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17019799358414418327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-41158245955560841972012-07-13T23:40:28.784+12:002012-07-13T23:40:28.784+12:00The comments make me realise that sharting is the ...The comments make me realise that sharting is the last taboo. I had no idea so many people were suffering, there needs to be some kind of awareness campaign. And to turn this into a lame comment- I have to ask, how did you accumulate so many followers? Do you have any tips? I have been blogging for a year and only have 14 (though I do have a fair few facebook followers)... I don't feel my content is the issue, though feel free to check me out and tell me if that is the case!Amelia Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17683467652906408627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-86728899118250643962012-06-17T15:17:33.468+12:002012-06-17T15:17:33.468+12:00What a scream :)What a scream :)Rick Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01005727239466916086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-80475686390145419032012-06-14T14:19:46.084+12:002012-06-14T14:19:46.084+12:00I feel the same way! Usually me and my asshole are...I feel the same way! Usually me and my asshole are on the same page with this. We almost always wait til we get home. But apparently SOMEONE wanted to make a point about eating lots of cheese when your lactose intolerant. <br /><br />Point made, anus... Point made.Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15463173488099670688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-19718473085296266082012-06-13T02:53:41.986+12:002012-06-13T02:53:41.986+12:00Ohhh you are not the only one lady. I once had to...Ohhh you are not the only one lady. I once had to stop for an emergency poop on the side of the road late at night. The nice people who pulled over to help a stranded girl got the shock of their life when they got to the front of my car only to discover me squatting and moaning. By mutual eye contact we both silently agreed that this incident never had witnesses.Janahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16452576145065492582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-44072798141470276012012-06-12T13:49:39.222+12:002012-06-12T13:49:39.222+12:00I had to consciously not shit myself when I was re...I had to consciously not shit myself when I was reading this. Thank God that I NEVER do anything embarrassing, like over trust my tolerance and pass out in the gutter or puke on some person's beloved new chair that they just spent the entire evening talking about or faint in a lecture hall full of 200 people, or get bucked off of my horse in an arena with 10,000 people watching, or sweat profusely ALL THE TIME or yell loudly and wave (like a retarded seal), only to discover that I don't, in fact, know that person that I am screaming at. And I would NEVER ever announce private things at random and inappropriate times or fart on the second date. Nope.Johihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03705411427266618847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-76316600129230152542012-06-12T09:57:14.913+12:002012-06-12T09:57:14.913+12:00Ah bless, your grandson is beautiful! So honest &a...Ah bless, your grandson is beautiful! So honest & brave about his problem.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-74193161001743277492012-06-12T09:56:33.909+12:002012-06-12T09:56:33.909+12:00My sister did the no undie shart thing the week be...My sister did the no undie shart thing the week before last. She told me after I text her & told her about my accident. It automatically made me feel better.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-24774063364343107852012-06-12T09:55:38.095+12:002012-06-12T09:55:38.095+12:00Carolyn I still have your detailed email regarding...Carolyn I still have your detailed email regarding that terror poo. To date it is the best email I have ever received. I love that we have bonded over your gigantic shit.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-49324739043975241502012-06-12T09:46:27.284+12:002012-06-12T09:46:27.284+12:00That makes me feel slightly better about shitting ...That makes me feel slightly better about shitting myself. Thanks xBexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-20209505264410496122012-06-12T09:45:55.754+12:002012-06-12T09:45:55.754+12:00Sweet Jesus, every day I hear more & more thin...Sweet Jesus, every day I hear more & more things that put me off pushing a watermelon sized vag shredding crotchling out my beave. I am adding this to the list.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-25259250283627933702012-06-12T09:39:30.274+12:002012-06-12T09:39:30.274+12:00Holy shit I laughed reading this. I have a phobia ...Holy shit I laughed reading this. I have a phobia of shitting in other people's toilets, like borderline mental illness type phobia. I've nearly shat & yakked in a taxi before. When I had a stomach bug. I was so close to duel exploding from each orifice that I started to have a panic attack.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-87633130565368237272012-06-12T09:36:42.947+12:002012-06-12T09:36:42.947+12:00I am clapping like a retard seal reading this. It&...I am clapping like a retard seal reading this. It's so comforting to know that I am not the only giant baby in the world.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-11391433832601204662012-06-12T05:43:52.658+12:002012-06-12T05:43:52.658+12:00In the States there's a diet pill called Ali. ...In the States there's a diet pill called Ali. I tried it. I will never give in to the lures of false promises again. Those 3 little pills a day turn all the fat you consume that day into runny oily poo.<br /><br />Sitting on the computer chair at home (thank GOD I wasn't at work), much like you, I decided I'd release a little air. Oh Holy Mary Mother of God that was NOT just gas. When I realized that it felt like my ass was oozing I realized that I was sitting in what can only be described as a small oil spill. Completely ruined my favorite sit around the house pants and I had to convince my husband to throw out the computer chair. Even though it was pleather and easily cleaned the memory was too much. It had to go.Erin T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00577641149811801067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-66784300527856594272012-06-11T15:56:10.771+12:002012-06-11T15:56:10.771+12:00Once, after a night of drinking at a friend's ...Once, after a night of drinking at a friend's house that was so epic I had to sleep over, I found myself awoken at 5 am with some tummy rumblings. <br /><br />I am, by nature, a morning pooper. And my friend had at the time a toilet with questionable flushing capabilities. Now, I am not the one who usually gets shit shy over a pal's house, but the last thing I wanted to do was overflow a toilet that was barely working in the first place. So, I figured that I would just hightail it home for my morning poop.<br /><br />I live 45 minutes away. Also, she lives in the middle of nowhere. Meaning, should an emergency occur, there are no rest areas around to relieve myself. As an outsider, you can already see the flaw in my plan, right? <br /><br />Like a hero, I flew out of there, determined to make it back to my bathroom so I could shit comfortably... with the newest issue of Glamor Magazine.<br /><br />I would love to tell you that that's exactly how it went down, but it would be a lie.<br /><br />I shit in my pants. In my car. 10 mins into my drive.<br /><br />So, for 35 more mins, I had to sit in my own feces with all my windows down (because sometimes your own smell really is offensive.) Did I mention I borrowed some pajama pants? <br /><br />I shit in my friend's pants.<br /><br />Needless to say, i cleaned up as soon as I got home. But I bought my girl new pants. Because I'm classy like that.<br /><br />My heart goes out to you.<br /><br />Hugs!<br /><br />ValerieValeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15463173488099670688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-34229086822536210022012-06-11T12:11:29.704+12:002012-06-11T12:11:29.704+12:00Bless your heart. We have all been there or somew...Bless your heart. We have all been there or somewhere near. I am reminded of my middle grandson at the Wooly Worm Festival and also at Vacation Bible School last year. He seems to shart quite a bit. He is 9, and when I had to take him clothes at Bible School I asked if he felt okay. He gives me that look that only kids looking at idiot adults can look, and says "Whut? I thought it was just a fart. Did you bring me some clothes?"Tainted Fibershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09884892704100629104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-40813123837512851212012-06-10T03:59:46.905+12:002012-06-10T03:59:46.905+12:00Apparently you're more of a lady than I am if ...Apparently you're more of a lady than I am if going commando for the rest of the day wasn't an option. The only time I put undies on is if I'm going to be wearing a skirt, so that would be never. Butt (didja see what I did there?), I never, ever, ever trust a fart, just because there's absolutely no line of defense between my pants and a juicy one.Gristle McThornbodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02975916963346215706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-80885688251568814202012-06-10T03:01:26.167+12:002012-06-10T03:01:26.167+12:00Haha I've sharted myself before as well! Thank...Haha I've sharted myself before as well! Thankfully it wasn't a diahorrea one but I felt disgusted with myself none-the-less. I told you about the time I blocked the ladies toilet at work with a rock hard, ass-tearing boulder poo. My poor bloodied rectum...<br />I farted out loud in a ladies office once too. That was awkward.Carolynnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-40595223498880204142012-06-10T01:14:05.065+12:002012-06-10T01:14:05.065+12:00Bex, its called over trusting your fart, and yes, ...Bex, its called over trusting your fart, and yes, I was laughing with you, not at you.tennesseetatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09003049737699487087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-71109100215852967862012-06-09T22:53:13.825+12:002012-06-09T22:53:13.825+12:00I've had 3 kids and pushed them all out my fad...I've had 3 kids and pushed them all out my fadge and have never had any leakage problems thank god. However, I had my oldest kid when I was only 20 and I was single Mum, and I had fabulously huge tits while breast feeding. I was out one night with a friend, which believe me did not happen very often at all. I was chatting to a lovely looking man and suddenly realised that he was stating at my chest a bit too much. I looked down and saw that I had 2 huge wet patches on my chest and some lovely dribble marks as well. And that is why I didn't have sex for 2 years after my kid was born. Traumas like that.Tonihttp://www.treadinggingerly.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-57709861544293211252012-06-09T18:24:07.134+12:002012-06-09T18:24:07.134+12:00Haha thank you for sharing this. I think most wome...Haha thank you for sharing this. I think most women can empathise with the old sneaky bleeder leakage. Really does suck a festy gonad being a lady sometimes.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-68091298121751759512012-06-09T18:21:38.877+12:002012-06-09T18:21:38.877+12:00I would have totally done that too. Seems more pla...I would have totally done that too. Seems more plausible that a small child had pissed all over the door. Well played my friend. Well played indeed xBexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-69045429781629848952012-06-09T18:18:24.174+12:002012-06-09T18:18:24.174+12:00Jamie, I think you're awesome for still thinki...Jamie, I think you're awesome for still thinking I'm awesome after confessing I shat in my own pants on the Internet. Cheers for the link. Will check it out now.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-89712751881330311112012-06-09T17:58:13.272+12:002012-06-09T17:58:13.272+12:00Haha..... I'm so happy they were somehow retri...Haha..... I'm so happy they were somehow retrieved! My worry wasn't so much for the guy who would have collected them - but for the stench they would have created as they ripened lol. *That* would have been embarrassing! I guess my worst would have been a period leak - but my friend noticed and I changed before anyone else saw - so it wasn't that terrible.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-24140978373423992542012-06-09T17:43:44.647+12:002012-06-09T17:43:44.647+12:00When I was pregnant I started laughing so hard at ...When I was pregnant I started laughing so hard at Target that I pissed myself in the dressing room (they forget to mention at the doctor's office that pregnancy gives you the bladder control of a toddler after a 3 day beer bender). Worst part? When we walked out of the dressing room I totally blamed it on one of the little kids who'd been in there with his mom before me. I win at life. :)Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11099937803169146205noreply@blogger.com