tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post6605616293514922692..comments2023-09-17T21:10:24.089+12:00Comments on I'm just a girl & I've had it up to here: How to not be a douche taxi passengerBexstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-77276889661936470702020-04-13T02:46:31.361+12:002020-04-13T02:46:31.361+12:00MUST READ: HOW I GET CURE OF HERPES WITH HERBAL ME...MUST READ: HOW I GET CURE OF HERPES WITH HERBAL MEDICINE!<br />I was diagnosed of Herpes disease in 2013 and I have tried all I can to get cured but all to no avail, my life was gradually coming to an end, until i saw a post in a health forum about a herbal doctor from Africa who prepares herbal remedy to cure all kind of diseases including Herpes disease, at first i doubted if it was real but with much pressure i decided to give it a try, when i contact this herbal doctor via his email, he prepared an a herbal remedy and sent it to me via courier service, when i received this herbal remedy, i called him and he gave me step by step instructions on how to apply it, After i applied it as instructed, i was cured of this deadly disease within 14days of usage, I am now free from the deadly disease, all thanks to Dr Lucky. email him; {drluckyherbalcure@gmail.com} or inbox him on whatapp; +2348154637647<br />Good luck… Tanzir Ahmedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14592504509523270161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-85477201174425345872012-04-25T05:49:52.933+12:002012-04-25T05:49:52.933+12:00This was majestic. May I add people who get freak...This was majestic. May I add people who get freaky in the back of cabs? As thrilling as it may be for them, no cabbie worth his salt wants the vision of your pasty ass tub-thumping in his rearview mirror. No. . .just, no.<br /><br />PS: I N-E-E-D that muthafuckin ice tray, yo!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11099937803169146205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-14519358127742973942011-07-10T11:45:42.112+12:002011-07-10T11:45:42.112+12:00GUILTY
Lost a cell in a cab in New York and rang u...GUILTY<br />Lost a cell in a cab in New York and rang up and asked of they had seen it!!! Please just shoot me NOW!!!Sneffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08806700964594011121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-60788738884799418962011-07-07T18:11:27.319+12:002011-07-07T18:11:27.319+12:00This was the most enjoyable post to read in a long...This was the most enjoyable post to read in a long, long time. And next time I am drunk I just know the Ghostbuster/drunkass don't call a cab song is going to come out of my mouth.Stephanie Irishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07637841732220527399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-4634800536730871862011-07-07T14:09:28.444+12:002011-07-07T14:09:28.444+12:00Last year during our annual "Rape the Grape&q...Last year during our annual "Rape the Grape" wine tour (yeah, we're sick fruit rapists) one of my girlfriends called the local cab company from the bar for a ride. She went outside, drunk and disoriented, to wait. When the cab pulled up she got in. She was surprised that it was a minivan but okay with the fact that the rate would be low sharing with a variety of other party goers. She was very surprised the next day to hear the voicemail on her mobile from the taxi company advising her to never call them again because they do not take kindly to being stood up at the rendezvous point. Almost as surprised as when she got the call from her boyfriend telling her he got a call from some random people whose minivan she had climbed in at the bar and immediately passed out. :) <br /><br />Not often you find good people to call everyone on the cell phone in your pocket to find out where you live and how to get you home right?! <br /><br />I still worry about getting drunk with her in the event that I don't have the sense to use my phone. Because of her we have no one else to pick us up!Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-83582490893248099452011-07-07T09:04:42.528+12:002011-07-07T09:04:42.528+12:00I've surfed in a cab on the way down panorama ...I've surfed in a cab on the way down panorama drive once on the way to a wedding :) xKylienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-50838161348410372932011-07-07T00:43:18.500+12:002011-07-07T00:43:18.500+12:00This was hilarious!! I just found your blog, and I...This was hilarious!! I just found your blog, and I have to say, it rocks my socks off! :)<br /><br />The one and only time I used a Taxi was when I was on vacay with my parents in Florida. I had a seizure in the middle of the night and the taxi was bringing me back to the hotel the next day. I'll be honest: I don't really remember most of the trip. What I do remember is that as soon as we got back to the hotel, I opened the door and threw up. Outside the car. Perhaps this is because he was so thankful that my projectile did not land in his car, but the driver was awesome and helped my mom practically carry me inside.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-14273473835109103772011-07-07T00:23:48.197+12:002011-07-07T00:23:48.197+12:00I am a taxi driver. And I love you.
Funny taxi st...I am a taxi driver. And I love you.<br /><br />Funny taxi stories? I'm afraid that there just isn't enough room here to write them all. My facebook statuses involve my bus/taxi stories every day and are proving quite popular, and I get the odd friend request from people asking to be able to read them!<br /><br />Rest assured, I'm actually planning to write a book about them all as well... and I might have to tap you up for some input!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-33127492077317434022011-07-07T00:20:02.356+12:002011-07-07T00:20:02.356+12:00I showed a cabbie my tit once for a free ride........I showed a cabbie my tit once for a free ride.....he asked and I was like sure.....baaaahahahahah.....I'm such a whore<br /><br />ADELE is my current fav and I listen to her at least once a day....her voice gives me tingles....but not in a lez sort of way<br /><br />You promised to rap for me one day but I will take that taxi song if you want to record it for me.....xoxoxoBonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05832872407339171481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-20656780133817754932011-07-06T21:32:44.838+12:002011-07-06T21:32:44.838+12:00OK, so people who give shit to cab drivers rank ri...OK, so people who give shit to cab drivers rank right up there with people who give shit to homeless people.<br /><br />Note that I am not saying cab drivers = homeless people.<br /><br />But fucking hell. Whenever I am so wasted I know I won't even remember the ride home the next day, I am on my BEST behavior because I need that motherfucker more than I have ever needed anyone in my life. To get me home in one piece.<br /><br />Barfing in the car is just something I don't understand. But the last time I barfed anywhere other than in a toilet was when I was nine and had some bad strawberry milk.<br /><br />Yech. Hurling bottles through a window? You know, I'm totally against the death penalty, but I say execute the motherfuckers. I hope I can say that Bex. Because there are some acts of idiocy that just go so way far beyond a violation of the rules of humanity that all I can think about is removing those individuals from society.<br /><br />Fuckers.<br /><br />Anyway, thanks for the insider post. Next time I see someone treating a taxi driver badly, you may read about it in the newspaper.wagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-49976975260825840152011-07-06T19:39:10.185+12:002011-07-06T19:39:10.185+12:00I absolutely LOVE cab drivers!
They may not like ...I absolutely LOVE cab drivers!<br /><br />They may not like me but I do love them!<br />That is what usually happens:<br /><br />I go to town, and get a slightly tipsy, then a bit more drunk... <br />after a while all i want is to go home to bed! RIGHT NOW!<br />so i stumble through the streets till i finally find a cab, tell them how happy i am to have found them and that i want to go home to bed. <br />And i will tell them a few times how great they are and how happy they make me!<br />The fare to my house from town is about $17.00 but they always get $20.00 off me :) Thats just HOW happy they make me :)<br /><br />MIRIAM :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-28979488540878984992011-07-06T18:35:45.142+12:002011-07-06T18:35:45.142+12:00Bex! Best ever, I truely LOL'D longtime! Rac...Bex! Best ever, I truely LOL'D longtime! Rach xoxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-11409701545823171582011-07-06T16:57:33.560+12:002011-07-06T16:57:33.560+12:00LOL Bex you brighten my day!
I do feel sorry for t...LOL Bex you brighten my day!<br />I do feel sorry for these poor taxi drivers but yup once or twice as a younge drunk teen i did a runner with a couple of mates after being dropd at our destination! Not really a good thing to do in a small town like Motueka. Espesh when the taxi driver knows your parents and comes knocking at their door asking for their money! eekAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-7627288001924269922011-07-06T16:48:17.221+12:002011-07-06T16:48:17.221+12:00As one of the Bexst*r's cabbies I would like t...As one of the Bexst*r's cabbies I would like to say - it's all true!!! And then some.WildHearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16093097514613643916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-3720426686763570142011-07-06T15:55:37.019+12:002011-07-06T15:55:37.019+12:00There's no way I could put up with that shit. ...There's no way I could put up with that shit. I would stab people and then piss in their eye for good measure. <br />One of the times I thought I was going to die was in the back of a Korean taxi cab. That son of a bitch drove with two feet, had no concept of a "buffer zone" and was zinging us through a city full of other drivers with exactly the same handicaps. I stopped looking out the window at one point and kept my head down, waiting fatalistically for the CRASH I was sure was going to happen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-37794338990071641652011-07-06T14:44:36.148+12:002011-07-06T14:44:36.148+12:00I grew up in Mot where the taxi's don't wo...I grew up in Mot where the taxi's don't work much so could tell you more stories about all the rides I got from drunk people instead cause sadly at 4 in the morning its the only option!emmarose82https://www.blogger.com/profile/09810202688082639548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-59352626933164248042011-07-06T14:22:15.195+12:002011-07-06T14:22:15.195+12:00Ewww, sounds like cab driving is as bad as being a...Ewww, sounds like cab driving is as bad as being an emergency dept nurse - spew, poohs, weewee's, blood, dealing with lost hearing aides or dentures (gross gross GROSS!), random acts of 'thump your nurse 'cos they're only trying to help stop you from dying', oh, and lots of dying nana's. All in a day's work eh?Becnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-36722042793287798372011-07-06T14:09:20.639+12:002011-07-06T14:09:20.639+12:00remember that old programme from america taxi cab ...remember that old programme from america taxi cab confessions, that shit was the bomb, also spell check just red wiggled me for not spelling America with a capital A, even red wiggle knows that america owns that shitpunkbabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15014317221491523798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-68068101969741042432011-07-06T12:14:16.482+12:002011-07-06T12:14:16.482+12:00I love "21" -- Adele's voice is rema...I love "21" -- Adele's voice is remarkable.<br /><br />I think you need to record a video for that "Not a Taxi" song. Don't forget to put it on YouTube. For realz. :)Rachel Schofield - Virtual Interior Decorator & Home Stagerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08535146432186812910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-4189631175816984292011-07-06T09:06:53.159+12:002011-07-06T09:06:53.159+12:00I did a very bad thing in a cab once.... And i am ...I did a very bad thing in a cab once.... And i am soooo shamed.Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13647113422406204488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-64402257130736049802011-07-06T08:49:40.723+12:002011-07-06T08:49:40.723+12:00OMG I loved reading this WHOLE entire post. It mad...OMG I loved reading this WHOLE entire post. It made me laugh. It brought me back, sorry to say, to when I called a cab and ditched it. I was about 13 with a best friend. We had the money but just wanted to be douchbags and make a memory. It was midnight and dead of winter. Once we both opened the door and ran, cabby running after us, I had to jump a barb wire fence that cut through my hands, at which then I fell on the ground and slid on the ice, cutting thru my jeans and causing my knee to bleed... I did make it out alive and away from the cabby, and the police, and to my friends house. I probably needed stitches but too scared to ask our parents for a ride we bandaged my knee for weeks LOLMiss Felicityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01022370069959716466noreply@blogger.com