tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post7132669264646432474..comments2023-09-17T21:10:24.089+12:00Comments on I'm just a girl & I've had it up to here: Saturday Morning Shit List: June 16th actually posted on Monday because I was too busy dying.Bexstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-29544421350982697022020-05-04T23:14:51.330+12:002020-05-04T23:14:51.330+12:00Greatest thanks to Dr Oyagu for his herbal drugs t...Greatest thanks to Dr Oyagu for his herbal drugs that he prepared for me and when i start using it in just 2weeks i was completely cured and that ended my HERPES SIMPLEX 1&2 DISEASE i am so happy and grateful to Dr Oyagu . after reading about him on a testimony of Jason Cash on a blogger. i knew suddenly Dr Oyagu was the right Doctor to cure my HERPES SIMPLEX 1&2 DISEASE. i discuss with Dr Oyagu and he prepared a herbal medicine for me and when it got sent to me in south korean . i used the herbal medicine and 2weeks and i went to check up again. after 15years of suffering from HERPES SIMPLEX 1&2 at last i am smiling once again. Dr Oyagu also has remedy to others disease like COLD SORES,HIV/AIDS,DIABETES.CANCER,HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND MANY MORE. I oblige everyone to contact this powerful herbalist Dr Oyagu and be free from your suffering. contact his WhatsApp line: +2348101755322 or his Email:Oyaguherbalhome@gmail.comMarie Plantahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03577797505094097240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-33175277912273910582011-07-22T09:23:11.218+12:002011-07-22T09:23:11.218+12:00Oh - also, husbands being incapable of kitchen tas...Oh - also, husbands being incapable of kitchen tasks? No doubt. We do not have a garbage disposal in our sink. He does not understand this. I wind up scooping soggy noodles, pieces of meat, whole green beans, and other disgusting mushy particles of old soggy food out of the drain constantly. Also, he thinks it is okay to put paper towels and empty water bottles in the sink. Why? Why do they do this?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-70809844432125899232011-07-22T09:20:26.398+12:002011-07-22T09:20:26.398+12:00I am with you on the quasi-shave head. I know a sm...I am with you on the quasi-shave head. I know a smoking hot girl who did the same thing. It just looks like she fell face first into a weed whacker. Except she chose to do it. Dumb. Not attractive.<br /><br />I too get electrocuted on the reg, but only during the winter when everything is dry. It's awful. You probably have it worse than me.<br /><br />Keep on keeping on,<br />Rebecca.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-51795824189617314322011-07-21T07:50:00.854+12:002011-07-21T07:50:00.854+12:00@Dustin Dude imagine what would happen if our powe...@<a href="#c1910480221594100422" rel="nofollow">Dustin</a> Dude imagine what would happen if our powers combined. We'd set the world on fire.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-19104802215941004222011-07-20T16:41:25.173+12:002011-07-20T16:41:25.173+12:00I kid you not, whenever I am about to touch anythi...I kid you not, whenever I am about to touch anything even remotely metal, I lead with the knuckles on my hand. I get zapped every time as well. I like to think we're special people, filled with special magic power that only appears when we get around doorknobs and the like.Dustinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17520403720450316389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-26729489744559933832011-07-20T15:38:00.991+12:002011-07-20T15:38:00.991+12:00@Angie Quite right she does not. I say we punch th...@<a href="#c746692136850376123" rel="nofollow">Angie</a> Quite right she does not. I say we punch the bitch?Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-57876305341424262652011-07-20T15:37:08.267+12:002011-07-20T15:37:08.267+12:00@Mrs Social Assasin Woah a husband & wife team...@<a href="#c452633030081026461" rel="nofollow">Mrs Social Assasin</a> Woah a husband & wife team. Good shit! He gave me the low down on his height so the shoe-valanche totally makes sense. And even if he was the same heigh as you, sho-valanche would still make sense.<br /><br />As I remind my husband almost daily, I own the vagina, I have majority share of the power.<br /><br />Thanks for reading Mrs SA. And it's a pleasure & an honor to make you snig. Call me the sniggerazzi xBexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-19347334569222512742011-07-20T09:50:59.942+12:002011-07-20T09:50:59.942+12:00Lol yes Bex lets totally start one!Lol yes Bex lets totally start one!emmarose82https://www.blogger.com/profile/09810202688082639548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-4526330300810264612011-07-20T04:19:24.864+12:002011-07-20T04:19:24.864+12:00Hi Bex, Having been introduced to your blog by my ...Hi Bex, Having been introduced to your blog by my (socially assassinating) husband, I have been reading (and sniggering) my way through your blog back catlogue, and loving it.....just wanted to say Hi! and hope your cold is better! I totally concur on point number 5, but I LOVE ridiculous shoes - sorry! But then, being as my husband is so tall if I didn't wear them i'd look like some kind of midget! Well, that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it.....Hope all is well in NZ xx<br />PS - Husband, if you're reading this..... touch my shoe-valance, and the guitar gets it!! xMrs Social Assasinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-7466921368503761232011-07-20T04:16:59.021+12:002011-07-20T04:16:59.021+12:00Amber doesn't even Smize right.Amber doesn't even Smize right.Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-64213819656078867452011-07-19T20:24:51.362+12:002011-07-19T20:24:51.362+12:00@Chubby McGee A song came to mind upon reading you...@<a href="#c1949857626348708238" rel="nofollow">Chubby McGee</a> A song came to mind upon reading your comment.....You Light Up My Life (Streisands version). <br /><br />If we ever meet oneday, & I hope like hell we do, you & I are going to duet that fucker on karaoke xxBexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-9964416742762139612011-07-19T20:19:12.460+12:002011-07-19T20:19:12.460+12:00@socialassassin Bitch you is tall!! Seriously I wo...@<a href="#c6664737657388662086" rel="nofollow">socialassassin</a> Bitch you is tall!! Seriously I would be up to your waist? And you should have rammed his seat back into his spine. Or suffocated him while he slept. <br /><br />I flew 17 hours from Sydney to Dubai in the height of my fatness. It nearly killed me. NEVER again.<br /><br />re: The black jersey. Noted. Fair comment.<br /><br />Apologies for pants soiling. I have that effect on people. Atleast I'm not making you jizz in them. My husband wouldn't like that.<br /><br />Ramming of garlic up nostril will be taking place tomorrow if I wake up in the morning & don't have full breathing rights.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-42679175038696445652011-07-19T20:12:18.770+12:002011-07-19T20:12:18.770+12:00@Nan S. I can't believe they told you to smile...@<a href="#c5488346821606225118" rel="nofollow">Nan S.</a> I can't believe they told you to smile more. I pride myself on being a grumpy asshole at work. It's what makes me good at my job. Especially when I have to look after 40+ grown men all day. <br /><br />Chur for the love Nan. Did you get your coffe table coasters?Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-36918495125048609812011-07-19T20:09:40.846+12:002011-07-19T20:09:40.846+12:00@Wagthedad You have 4 children. You have to be a g...@<a href="#c5083117439075146758" rel="nofollow">Wagthedad</a> You have 4 children. You have to be a good husband or your wife will castrate you.<br /><br />Dude you are so on my smack down team! I read the comment of which you speak. That man probably shouldn't be sharing that shit with the cyber universe, although I'm glad he did because apart from tearing into you, I now have another reason to hate him. Sick fuck.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-19950194654852831862011-07-19T20:03:55.188+12:002011-07-19T20:03:55.188+12:00@mrs_mr Mrs Mister, so stoked someone out there ha...@<a href="#c4312600787420223263" rel="nofollow">mrs_mr</a> Mrs Mister, so stoked someone out there has the same issues. It plagues me hardout. You would think by now I would be used to them but I'm not. And I can't kick shit like I used to when I was a kid. The old leg don't get up so high now.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-30879365788997677632011-07-19T20:02:36.901+12:002011-07-19T20:02:36.901+12:00@emmarose82 Em you took the words right out of mou...@<a href="#c4843888365299713672" rel="nofollow">emmarose82</a> Em you took the words right out of mouth. I think we need a blog post called 'Normally retarded things that aren't retarded in Mot'. Bloody love Mot.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-83243067439378063062011-07-19T20:00:56.635+12:002011-07-19T20:00:56.635+12:00@punkbaby I'm disappointed Katie. I was expect...@<a href="#c5700649712249478931" rel="nofollow">punkbaby</a> I'm disappointed Katie. I was expecting a massive tirade of hate on NZNTM. Cos you know I know how much you & me both hate on that show & the retards that go on it.<br /><br />I always thought pink eye was American thing too. I learnt that from South Park.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-29167618691882009292011-07-19T19:59:22.803+12:002011-07-19T19:59:22.803+12:00@Rachellabelle - My Hips Don't Lie I could mak...@<a href="#c4035422930271744798" rel="nofollow">Rachellabelle - My Hips Don't Lie</a> I could make a list a mile long of all the things my man does that drives me mental. But you know what, I love him muthafucking hard.Bexstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-19498576263487082382011-07-19T13:11:09.675+12:002011-07-19T13:11:09.675+12:00I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! And I love your writing. Your ...I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! And I love your writing. Your blog is hysterical and it always makes me laugh and smile and just feel darn good about my shitty life (not that I mean that YOU have a shit life, but...you just make me forget about how UGH my life is in this shit country I live in as I giggle and chortle through your entries). <br /><br />By the way, my husband does the same damn thing with the dishes WHEN he puts them away. He never does chores around the house unless I hound him or tell him I won't have sex with him if he doesn't (insert chore here). The other day, he couldn't figure out how to vacuum. Like...WHAT?! Jesus. Idiot. And I rarely, if ever, ask him to help out too because he'll fuck it up and I'll just have to come along afterwards and re-do it the right way. Yea...dude pretends not to know where to put things just so he doesn't have to use his brain to think of anything other than hard-ons and his stupid iPhone.<br /><br />I love you. I really do.Chubby McGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01314736525363564330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-66647376573886620862011-07-19T12:55:59.398+12:002011-07-19T12:55:59.398+12:001. In January this year I spent eleven hours on a ...1. In January this year I spent eleven hours on a flight from the UK to Jamaica, and the twat in the seat in front put his seat in the reclined position the whole way. I'm six foot eight. Being struck by lightning would at least have helped to pass the knee-crushingly endless flight.<br />2. I'm filing a civil case against you for being so funny I soiled my new pants.<br />3. Agree. Get a room.<br />5. Shaved = ok. Hair = ok. Mixture = muppet.<br />5. Guilty as charged. My wife despairs of me on an almost daily basis. If not hourly.<br />6. Garlic is a great decongestant. If eating it fails, ramming a clove up each nostril stops the whistling.<br />7. :)<br />8. Don't get me started. I live in constant threat of being lost before my prime under a shoe-valanche.<br />9. Ew.<br />10. And I thought our last royal wedding was depressing...<br />11. I said it elsewhere but for the benefit of your readers, the black is because we're in mourning for yet another brilliant sport that we invented and are now shit at...<br />12. I wish I was that kid from X-men who could take other people's powers on ... sometimes I'd sell my soul for the ability to electrocute people with my touch.socialassassinhttp://www.socialassassin.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-54883468216062251182011-07-19T03:06:28.703+12:002011-07-19T03:06:28.703+12:00Ha, ha, ha...you are too funny.
Regarding the i...Ha, ha, ha...you are too funny. <br /><br />Regarding the idiotic smiling, I had a boss once tell me, "You don't smile enough and you scare people". There had been complaints. I just looked at him and promised to smile more. After 3 days of smiling my ass off people were asking me if I were planning to hurt them. Can't win. <br /><br />Also, I'm with wagthedad, double dog fuck the haters. It's way more important that you keep me laughing.Nan S.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-50831174390751467582011-07-18T22:34:10.454+12:002011-07-18T22:34:10.454+12:00Hate the haters. Who is it? Want somebody to fly...Hate the haters. Who is it? Want somebody to fly over there and kick the shit out of them? People who are prolific and not afraid to take risks in what they say or do for the FREE benefit of others are always going to be the target of some hate. Fuck them. Double Fuck Them. Double Dog Fuck Them.<br /><br />Just the other day I had a guy write my first dissenting comment of my blog history, and I was psyched. A dissenter, I thought. Let's see what he has to say. Let's have us a good old-fashioned debate.<br /><br />Turns out the guy is bitching about my post "Why You Shouldn't Discourage Your Child From Watching Porn" and about how telling kids it's OK to watch porn is the same as child abuse when in the post I NEVER SAID IT WAS OK FOR KIDS TO WATCH PORN.<br /><br />And this from a guy who actually admitted -- ACTUALLY FUCKING ADMITTED -- that he'd watched child porn in his life. Like he'd done it on a regular basis.<br /><br />Anyway, would that all the assholes were so obvious. <br /><br />Keep your head up, Bex.<br /><br />And for fuck's sake, blow your goddamn nose! Get a coat hanger. Whatever. Nobody should have to live with that.Wagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-43208932160514149462011-07-18T22:30:34.925+12:002011-07-18T22:30:34.925+12:00I can put things away properly. And I am a husban...I can put things away properly. And I am a husband.wagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-43126007874202232632011-07-18T22:00:45.047+12:002011-07-18T22:00:45.047+12:00At last!!! I have found another who gets fricken e...At last!!! I have found another who gets fricken electric shocks off EVERYTHING! Ben mocks the shit outta me for doing my retarded hand flick thing before i touch anything that might shock me. I flick my wrist and hit the possible shock item with my fingernail a few times before attempting to grab it. I dont care how dumb it looks or how many people are waiting behind me to go thru the potential to zap me door, its gotta be done! Loving the shit list this week :)mrs_mrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11292499414295748030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-48438883652997136722011-07-18T21:36:08.539+12:002011-07-18T21:36:08.539+12:00Ok I will admit to having an undercut at the age o...Ok I will admit to having an undercut at the age of 8! But you need to take into account the fact that I grew up in Mot and thats just what we inflict on our young:)emmarose82https://www.blogger.com/profile/09810202688082639548noreply@blogger.com