tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post7409269165617344402..comments2023-09-17T21:10:24.089+12:00Comments on I'm just a girl & I've had it up to here: To all the girls in the world: How to be your best adult self (part 2)Bexstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09664903203147474560noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-62050569582652139652011-10-20T21:58:33.648+13:002011-10-20T21:58:33.648+13:00I actually say levine perform that song on tv, by ...I actually say levine perform that song on tv, by accident. I couldn't believe how awful it was! Even by 'summer jam' standards, seriously. The ridiculous lyrics and that gawdawful whistling sample.... *shudder*<br /><br />Thanks for confirming my reaction!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-35158705556531711802011-10-14T06:23:52.050+13:002011-10-14T06:23:52.050+13:00When my son first heard that Move Like Jagger song...When my son first heard that Move Like Jagger song, he, only being 6, had no idea who "Jagger" was, so instead, he interpreted the words to be "moves like Dragon." Much preferred lyrics I believe.<br /><br />Ok, here's an admission for ya: when the hubs and I first started dating, we were in a very quiet room together and one snuck out. I had nobody to blame it on, and he just laughed. He appreciated the fact that I could just do that in front of him. That's probably what hooked him. He's been mine ever since!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-11209911488855655022011-10-11T10:42:55.709+13:002011-10-11T10:42:55.709+13:00@wagthedad
come out of that closet right now!@<a href="#c2106419362559076800" rel="nofollow">wagthedad</a><br />come out of that closet right now!Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-61422037062272537742011-10-11T09:07:51.992+13:002011-10-11T09:07:51.992+13:00I truly HATE that moves like Jagger song. For the ...I truly HATE that moves like Jagger song. For the life of me, I can't imagine why anyone would want to move like that. On purpose! <br /><br />That song makes me want to slap a bitch. Preferably a "tattooed pasty skeleton".THE MAD ONEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14779788238493642042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-21064193625590768002011-10-10T23:52:55.826+13:002011-10-10T23:52:55.826+13:00It's totally OK for me for a woman to fart. A...It's totally OK for me for a woman to fart. As long as she's willing to ride with the car windows down when it's 30 degrees below zero and sleeting.<br /><br />And fucking hell. Narnia exists. I have been there.wagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-57841563752881833452011-10-08T08:13:37.667+13:002011-10-08T08:13:37.667+13:00I am stealing the word "Fandazzler". I w...I am stealing the word "Fandazzler". I wanted you to know. It's going to be used in a sentence this weekend and it's going to be fucking awesome. <br /><br />The stalking tips are going to be printed in tiny print and stuck in my checkbook so that I can have it on hand at all times. I always knew that picture of my vagina would come in handy!Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-53529476132346512552011-10-08T06:57:04.944+13:002011-10-08T06:57:04.944+13:00Was waiting for part II to pass on to my 14-year-o...Was waiting for part II to pass on to my 14-year-old daughter. She's gonna take the Nardia and the "selling your goon for money" thing pretty hard (she loves "Pretty Woman"). Tough love...<br />PS - Great stuff as usual :)Dan Perezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783023249311976991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-65301045730086130762011-10-08T05:28:38.360+13:002011-10-08T05:28:38.360+13:00Ratatouille was hilarious.
Mrs. Bitch sent me.Ratatouille was hilarious.<br /><br />Mrs. Bitch sent me.Warnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588657943011198242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-62346252077632334912011-10-08T05:10:37.763+13:002011-10-08T05:10:37.763+13:00The art of the lady fart is awesome...it just roll...The art of the lady fart is awesome...it just rolls off the tongue.Paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06666092475697376974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-63101391317360464722011-10-08T04:58:59.830+13:002011-10-08T04:58:59.830+13:00I think you need your very own dictionary for all ...I think you need your very own dictionary for all the awesome words you come up with. Loved "fandazzler" and afraid to ask what a "grogan" is. ;)Rachel Schofield - Virtual Interior Decorator & Home Stagerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08535146432186812910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-88847153863259083452011-10-08T03:28:08.083+13:002011-10-08T03:28:08.083+13:00Theres so much to say I don't even know where ...Theres so much to say I don't even know where to begin....<br />You're amazing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-30286427937155159902011-10-08T02:16:40.444+13:002011-10-08T02:16:40.444+13:00I would like to offer my services as guest poster ...I would like to offer my services as guest poster when the "how to buy tits" subject arises. And I am the muthafuckin stalker QUEEN. My best priend works for the Portland Police Deparment and I make him use his vast array of resources to fuck with my ex-husband in exchange for not telling his parents that he's gay. It's a win/win, really.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11099937803169146205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-20485946158952723012011-10-07T19:24:45.218+13:002011-10-07T19:24:45.218+13:00The vag only burns first couple of times you shave...The vag only burns first couple of times you shave! After that is all smooth goodness without the itchy scratchy issues:)emmarose82https://www.blogger.com/profile/09810202688082639548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-67615720894224385762011-10-07T14:48:16.164+13:002011-10-07T14:48:16.164+13:00Not farting causes pain in the abdomen. True. So d...Not farting causes pain in the abdomen. True. So does reading your blog, mate. The crippling pain of repetative -oh-dear-god-make-her-stop-it- laughter. You're obviously on a roll with this one, and I can't wait for the next installment - especially the 'How to buy tits. Or love the ones you're with.' section, since mine only arrived just after 30 and I'm still having trouble adapting to them.socialassassinhttp://www.socialassassin.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7695127877385011274.post-43172016806088425492011-10-07T14:44:09.818+13:002011-10-07T14:44:09.818+13:00Fandazzler...I love it. The word, I mean. I don...Fandazzler...I love it. The word, I mean. I don't love fandazzlers.<br />True story: My aunt was on a first date and farted, but she shit her pants. He must not have minded, though, because he married her. That's love.Lorileihttp://maybecakes-maybecakes.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com