Best Bits of Becky 2011.

I love all of you. I really do. Maybe not as much as I would love my naked husband covered head to toe in sour cream & chive Pringles, but pretty dam close.

Wherever you are, whoever you are with, know that I'm sending all you whores mad love from your favourite bad ass kiwi blogger.

Peace & love

P.S I would pick the fleas from your anus, but only if'it's clean & their no bum pube cobwebs. I don't want to have to dig for it.