Disclosure


This blog is a personal blog created & edited by me, Becky Delport.

This is what I would look like in South Park.
My character would be aptly named, Madame Fishy Ninja
My husband is also aware of the things I write about & posts that may include him.
(Just in case you were thinking that I am the biggest asshole wife in the universe)

For any questions regarding my blog or if you are interested in chatting to me about my mad keen break dancing skills & all the different nouns I possess in my brain for vagina, please email: bexstard@yahoo.co.nz

Any views & opinions on various topics are purely my own.
I am not interested in pimping anyone's shit through advertising, name dropping or public whoring unless I believe it to be thoroughly worthy of my awesome praise. Plus this is not what my blog is about.
I didn't come here for the free stuff. I came to make the bitches cry with laughter.

This blog does not contain any content which might present a conflict of interest.

If you don't like what you read on my blog or if I offend you in any way, I am not sorry.
 You have actually unknowingly liberated your own life by choosing to read my shit.


Thanks for coming & love you very long time.

Bx