Saturday, December 24, 2011

Best Bits of Becky 2011.

I love all of you. I really do. Maybe not as much as I would love my naked husband covered head to toe in sour cream & chive Pringles, but pretty dam close.

Wherever you are, whoever you are with, know that I'm sending all you whores mad love from your favourite bad ass kiwi blogger.



Peace & love







P.S I would pick the fleas from your anus, but only if'it's clean & their no bum pube cobwebs. I don't want to have to dig for it.
Posted by Bexstar at 3:57 PM
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15 comments:

  1. JohiDecember 24, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    Love you Becky!!!! Merry Christmas Ho.

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  2. JenDecember 24, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    That was so fucking wrong in all the right ways. I am loving you much, Hooker. ((*fist bump*))

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  3. emmarose82December 24, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    Merry Christmas Chick!

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  4. maggie.mathenyDecember 24, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Wonderful slide show! Merry Christmas to you and yours. I hope this upcoming year brings you lots more love, happiness, and adventure!!

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  5. KazDecember 24, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    Merry Christmas Becky.

    Great work on the weight loss. You look fab.

    Thanks for providing me with lots of laughs!

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  6. Mrs Social AssassinDecember 24, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    Merry Christmas pretty lady, hope you and your Puss-Bags have a fab one. That made me laugh, smile, and cry (pretty good going in just over 4 minutes lol!) - and I love that song, one of my all time favourites. Love, hugs, happiness and light for 2012 xxx

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  7. socialassassinDecember 25, 2011 at 2:40 AM

    Dude, you are totally freaking awesome. I bow down and offer praise at the altar of Bexness that 2012 will be half as funny and full of bad-assed ho-shivving and toilet humour as this year has been. My anus is currently devoid of fleas to the best of my knowledge, but I want you to know that if we ever meet I will wipe my ass with a mangy cat so you have something to search for!! And thank God that for every sad moment of starving kids or shit-storm monsoons, there is a moment of Becky to remind us all that laughter and love are always just around the corner ... waiting to shank us and steal our wallets. Big Love to you and Blake, Crazy Bitch!! Kev xx

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  8. Erin T.December 25, 2011 at 3:49 AM

    Merry Christmas to you and yours as well!

    (I under cooked the chicken last week. Husband ate it even though I told him NOT to. Married two weeks and he's convinced I'm trying to kill him.)

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  9. BarflyDecember 25, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    Funny shit here. I look forward to reading more.

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  10. chemgirljaimeDecember 25, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    omg.... love it! and I love you and your blog so hardcore... I'm thankful every day that I found your blog!

    Merry fucking Christmas to you and yours and I hope you have an awesomesauce New Years as well!

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  11. GiaDecember 25, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    Merry Christmas!!

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  12. SneffDecember 26, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    Merry Xmas and thanks for the laughs this year I totally get you and always lol and love your local news stories I am from Nelson area actually a little more south ( ask Kylie) keep up the good work x

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  13. Rachel Schofield - Virtual Interior Decorator & Home StagerDecember 27, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    Oh, if only family slideshows were this fun. ;) Merry Christmas, Bex & Blake!

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  14. PapatiggaDecember 28, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    Im a little late but MERRY FRIGGIN CHRISTMAS to you and yours!!

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  15. terbear287December 30, 2011 at 3:51 AM

    thanks for making my laugh my ass off at work with tears streaming down my face and people looking at me like I should be wearing the white jacket that lets me hug myself long time....

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