After spending her entire Sunday looking like this munted old turtle.......
|FYI Reptile Lovers - He isn't really dead. He's napping.|
Because she drunk too much of this evil shit..........the silly silly whore
And it may also have had something to do with the fact that the Internet stopped working for a whole 24 hours & the rage fuelled shit fit that ensued caused her to burst an angry important head vein. She loves the Internet THAT much.
It was a bad time. But on a happier note, Blake, her sexually depraved husband, managed to get his end in. Hurrah!
Resurrection is planned for later today if she can hold her head in an upright position.
In the mean time she has requested that I leave you with this picture of some funny monkeys.The one on the left is trying to eat his own ass, the other is playing background tunes on his didgeridoo.
These guys know how to party.
On closer inspection I think our guy on the left may be giving himself a golden shower? Fun.
P.S Big shout out to my bitches Miriam & Stacey for kick ass night out. Oh & I got the job. Two words. Fuck yes! Actually a few more words......I am so happy that I won't have to live under the bridge & go dumpster diving afterall!!!!!!