Not on purpose. I just happen to have my ass glued to the couch & the TV on when it comes on every day.
I am one hundred percent positive that I am not the only one that wonders where the hell he finds the people that go on this show? Does his PR peeps stick an ad in the papers saying 'All dirty slutbag muppets with absolutely no morals (male/female) who want to make complete cocks of themselves on TV & be laughed at by people all over the world, please sign up here".
I have no idea what today's topic was because I got too frightened by this lady...........
Kellie has 15 children, likes to glue tarantula legs to her eyelashes & has a masters degree in blow jobs.
I also really had no idea what Kellie's beef was but it had something to do with a dude that I believe once stuck his pee pee in her fanny bags. Kellie was piss mad. PISS MAD.
It was then that Kellie realized that she was actually sitting on the stage getting piss mad by herself. And that she had also left the house in her dirty grey Ugg boots that smelt like the anal leakage of a tom cat.
Kellie was so embarassed by the stench of her own Ugg boots that she chucked a wobbly & had to be forcibly removed by the Jeremy Kyle show security guys.
Once Kellie had calmed down Jeremy sat down with her for a heart to heart. He lay down the law JK styles.
Kellie's time in the spotlight was over before it began. She currently makes a living selling Tarantula leg glue-on eyelashes on Ebay & working as a spokesperson for the FAF, Foot Aids Foundation. She now only gives blow jobs on the weekend because it's ruining her teeth doing it full time.
......as interpreted by me one rainy Wednesday afternoon with the help of the camera on my ipod
Kellie was awful. Like really awful. Along with the sheer horror of her face, she had an orange tan & even though english is her one & only language, she didn't speak it very well. She made me feel hot. Even though I actually am. She just reinforced that fact.
I've decided to write a letter to Jeremy Kyle & tell him he needs to change the theme song for his show to something more fitting.I tried to find song called "The Ugly, fucked & stupid" but there's no such song. Listen & enjoy. Well watch it really because I can't figure out how to download a audio files yet.
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Becky truth for today: Sometmes when I write my blogs I get scared because somewhere deep down inside me is a mentally insane person telling me to write this stuff. Plus my family really wants me to have a baby. How can I be responsible for a small human when I write blogs about foot aids & fanny bags?