First of all I just need to clarify that I do not own any Lady Gaga. I don't have any on my laptop or in my house. She frightens me.
Today when I get home from work I turn my precious on (the laptop), plug the headphones in (night shifter hubby is asleep) & when I open Google, Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance' starts playing through the headphones. At first I thought ok maybe Google search page is playing Gaga today, that's new but no drama. Except when I navigate away from that page to Facebook & it still keeps on playing? So I close the internet. Gaga keeps on singing...."oooooooohohoh oooooooooooooh caught in a bad romance". I check to make sure itunes is closed, yep, media playing isn't open & playing, yep......still Gaga keeps on "I want your love & I want your revenge, you & me could write a bad romance......."
When the song finishes, no more music. I have no idea where it came from?
Maybe my headphones channelled into some radio waves from a music station or something? it's weirded me out. And I've shut the headphones in the bathroom. I think there's a poltergeist stuck inside them & I don't like them anymore.
BUT I DO LIKE THIS. I'M YELLING BECAUSE I'M EXCITED.....
It's my new hairdryer. Half price even. Too cool. I am clapping like a seal right now with a crazy assed grin on my face. Oh I love to shop, shoppy shop SHOP.
I also bought this last week. Because I don't have a nice black handbag. Fair enough? This was on sale at StrandBags, the old lady bag shop I rarely frequent. I was originally quite taken with a leopard print bag. I actually paid for it then realised the 80 year old woman beside me at the counter was buying the same bag. I punched myself in the face for even thinking a leopard print handbag was a suitable choice then turned around only to be met by a glowy shiny light from heaven with this bag floating inside it. A little voice in my sub conscious said "Go on by this one instead. Leopard is so shit house". So I did.
Oh Oh & I bought a new hair brush. No more hairy dildo brush for this kid. I felt the need to provide evidence.
Now go, enjoy the rest of your day.
I'm glad you got rid of the hairy dildo brush. It scared me too. ; )
ReplyDeleteI am sooooo in love with your bag!!!!!
ReplyDelete@BettyZade - I feel like a new woman & it doesn't try to rip pieces of my scalp off like a Mohican warrior.
ReplyDelete@Kye - My new bag loves you back x
sometimes when you click on a webpage it pops up a little ad seperate to the webpage that plays music or adds or what not, this happens alot when you *cough illegally cough* watch tv online
ReplyDeleteIt's the spirit word telling you that you need more SEX.....bad romance????.....spice things up girl, maybe you should have kept the dildo brush?.....hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh, where do I begin! I love your sassy blow dryer. Definitely makes for slightly more exciting mornings.
ReplyDeleteI love your new handbag. I was looking for something like that myself. Btw, there is nothing wrong with leopard print. I love leopard print. Probably a little too much. My biggest fashion mistake was buying a pair of SHINY leopard print pants. (Stop laughing. It was the late 90's.)
I too have stopped a purchase mid-transaction when a 60+ year old woman asked me where she could get what I had. Obviously I'm a senior citizen in disguise.