I tried to hunt for some visual imagery for the purpose of this small post by typing, with careless abandon into Google image search, 'Exposed Scrotum'. After I regained consciousness, got up off the floor, then cleaned up my vomit, I feel it my duty to advise you NOT to do that. EVER!
I love scrotum. Not in an I-want-to-snuggle-up-with-a-pair-and-use-them-like-a- pillow type love. I'm just curious & a little fascinated at how the men of the universe have all been brandished with a pair of dude lumps that look like they belong on a 2000 year old dead guy. Once you guys hit puberty it seems to all turned to shit.
You would think somewhere out there in the universe some glamorous entrepreneurial ex soap star would have come up with some scrotum anti-wrinkle cream? Screw Proactiv. Lets get inventing. Scrotum Skin SO Shiny 'a face lift for your bags'. That shit would sell yo! Scrotum is the epicentre of man & should be so much more good looking than what it is. **My husbands scare the living shit out of me. I don't get why something so awesome (his dick) can be accompanied by something so hideous (the scrot). It's like his man beef has a butt ugly wing man. I don't want to acknowledge him but I kinda have to. Out of politeness. if nothing else.
**I love all of him really. Hard out. His scrotum rocks.
Here we have a few of the greatest Scrot moments in sporting history.
The Pole Vaulting Scrot.
The Wrestling Scrot (yes he is tea bagging himself in the face. Magnificent)
The Man-nastics Scrot
The High Jump Scrot
Ice Hockey Scrot (barely visible due to extreme cold temperatures)
THE ULTIMATE SPORTING SCROT OF ALL TIME..........
Children please divert your eyes
THE SOCCER SCROT!!!!!! Frank AND Beans!!!
I'm off to the Crusaders/Sharks quarter final game with the South African contingent tomorrow night. I will be sitting there with my camera at the ready. I'm chomping at the bit for a John Smitty sac shot. That would complete me.
I'm thinking about creating a Global Wall of Scrotum. Thoughts?